Текст, перевод и аккорды “Christmas Crush”
- Had a crush on Santa Since I was 9 years old But oh santa, why do you go? Once a year you come visit me Eat my cookies, leave presents the same old routine But now Santa, i want something...more No presents are what this girls asking for Santa sleep with me tonight I read these words in her diary An invasion of my girlfriend's privacy I shouldn't have, but I'm glad I did Wonder what does she see in him? A big old tub of jelly with a double chin He's older than my grandmother Indeed this fetish is really bizarre A sexual attraction for this holiday jar I've got a plan that you wouldn't believe But I've got to act fast It's christmas eve (3x) Santa's suit is what I will get And give my girlfriend a night that she'll never forget And neither will I Went through my closet and found a red robe Made a beard out of cotton and stuffed my shirt with pillows And drove to my girl's house I slipped down the chimney and to my dismay Some Santa and my girl in red lingerie And in between all the moans and groans I heard her say: Oh Santa Oh Santa She said Santa I missed you I love you I wish you would stay home forever with me Santa I knew you were coming to town, But now you are coming with me Santa! Get off of my girlfriend Get off of my girlfriend
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